Wednesday, April 26, 2006

For all you people who think the ACLU supports child molestors

If you are past the 6th grade, then you're retarded.

I'm sorry that you apparently have the abilities for complex thought of some especially stupid type of rodent, but please, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

The ACLU defended NAMBLA is a case.

In a nutshell, what happened was a couple of sick fucks kidnapped, raped, and murdered a kid. Somewhere between kidnapping the kid and murdering the kid, they went by the public library and went on the NAMBLA website. The parents, upon figuring this out, sued NAMBLA.

Their kid just got murdered, what's your excuse?

The constitution applies for everyone, including sick fucks like them and retards like you. If I had my way all of you would have your vocal chords cut out and your fingers cut off so none of your sick/retarded ideas could escape that little lump of shit you call a brain. But, unfortunately, there's no way to do that without setting up a legal precedent in which whether or not you have constitutional rights is based on something determined subjectively.

For example, to you, your stupid thoughts seem like they're logical, right? You don't know how stupid you are, cause if you did you'd stop being so fucking stupid. But to someone of superior intelligence than you, like me, it is obvious that you're stupid. And I'm sure to someone far smarter than me, like Stephen Hawking, James Carville, or my dad it is clear that I'm not as smart as I think I am.

You see, that's called subjectivity. Come on, say it with me, sub-jec-tiv-ity. This means it's a matter of opinion, essentially.


The first amendment of the constitution of the United States states as such:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Now I'm sorry, I don't see the part where it says "This doesn't apply if you're a grown man who wants to have a romantic relationship with a young boy". Maybe it's something I missed cause I lack your special retard-o-vision.



And I blame all, and I mean all of this nation's problems on stupid fucks like you. All of them, they're all your fault. You wanna know why? Cause instead of actually reading, learning, and acting like a motherfucking adult by making informed, logical, rational decisions considering all the facts at hand, you're the dumbass who reads the top headline on the newspaper in the machine, and then think you've read the fucking paper. And the worst part of it is that tards like you fucking vote (thus why we have a retarded president, coupled by a retarded congress filled with two retarded parties). If it weren't for tards like you we would live in eutopia!

Drugs are illegal because of retards like you. A politician can't even suggest the possibility of legalizing drugs because there will be a throng of retards just like you standing outside his/her office yelling "Bill O'Reilly says you want my kids to do drugs, durrrrrrrrrr."
Smoking is being banned in bars across the country because of retards like you. A politician can't stand up to an army of people with single digit IQ's screaming "I don't like cigarette smoke, so it should be illegal to do it anywhere where I might want to go, durrrrrrrr"
George W. Bush is president because of retards like you, who headed out to the voting booths in droves thinking "If Kerry is elected gay people will ruin my marriage, durrrrrrrr"
Evolution isn't universally accepted because of retards like you, screaming at the top of your retarded lungs "But I read in the bible that the world was created in 6 days less than 10,000 years ago, and I forgot to read the part of the gospel that says this shit isn't meant to be literal, durrrrrrrr."
You're the dumb ass motherfuckers who honestly thought there was a war on christmas. You're the retards who think that marijuana will cause you to go incurably insane. You're the retards who think that whether or not you're a christian is determined by how much you hate gays and how much you yell at women having abortions.


So why don't you retarded children sit the fuck back and leave the governing to the fucking adults.

Fucking tards.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Just because you're an American doesn't make you special

Listen, I am patriotic as hell. This nation has, in my opinion, to be the greatest nation that has ever existed, because we are based on an extraordinary document that is filled with brilliant ideas on how a nation should be run.
But there is nothing about being born in America that makes you special. I'm sorry, but there really isn't. The placement of your birth means nothing on what kind of person you are, or how you should be treated.
And the House bill that makes illegal immigration a felony disgusts me. It absolutely makes me sick.
Mexico is a shit hole because we made it a shit hole. I hate to sound like your typical college student, but it's true. Mexico offers American companies tax free land for several years to encourage American businesses to come in and hire Mexican workers, which they do, until the tax free years end, at which point the company pulls out, completely disrupting the economy, and leaving entire areas unemployed. Think of Flint, Michigan happening regularly throughout that country. There isn't a fucking one of you who wouldn't try to get in here if you were born in that situation.
Unfortunately, it's not as simple as blaming the corporations for doing what they are doing. The concept of a corporation is that it is an entity that exists just for business and profit. There's no room in corporations for morals. It sucks, but as soon as one corporation starts acting morally, they will be run out of business in the blink of an eye.
So who do we fault? The situation, and those who have had the ability to change it, and not done so. The problem isn't corporations taking tax free land, the problem is the fact that Mexico has to give away tax free land.

We spend BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars on protecting the Mexican/American border, and a mere FRACTION of that protecting the Canadian/American border. This is because of the shithole that we've turned Mexico into. If diverted, say, 3 or 4 billion dollars from border security on the Mexican/American border and gave it to proven charities with minimal administration costs, and set them loose on fixing Mexico, or even if we just diverted that money into revitalizing Mexico, and helping them find a way to get markets that would thrive down there up and running, we would not only be doing the right thing, but we'd save BILLIONS of dollars over the course of just a few years.

But why don't we do this? Quite simply, it's stacking the deck in favor of the powerful corporations. Now I am all in favor of laissez faire economics, as I'm sure you can tell, but using the law to help corporations and hurt both legal and illegal workers in this country is unjustifiable, and it's certainly not laissez faire!
Think of what illegal immigration legislation does to the labor supply curves. First of all, it creates two markets, one of people who will do a job, and another of people who will do the exact same job, but for less. So immidiately the people competing in the legal market are fucked. Then the labor supply curve for the illegal workers has been made almost completely elastic at a low wage, since essentially to get into the market they have to stipulate that they are willing to except less than the minimum wage, and far less than a living wage. And the end result is the corporation is able to get away with paying far less than the labor would be valued on the open market.

And it's disgusting, and I can't believe the Republican party, a party that is supposed to be the Christian party is doing quite possibly the least christian thing that they could possibly do. They are actively fighting to hurt the poor and help the rich. Yeah, I'm sure Jesus is really loving you guys right now.

I understand the blue collar workers, who are also being fucked by this, seeing illegal immigrants as the problem, but they aren't. The problem isn't the churches helping illegal immigrants with food and shelter once they get in. The reason you're getting fucked isn't because of the immigration part of illegal immigration, but instead by the illegal part of it. Don't fall for the republicans' bullshit on this one. They're fighting for big business and big business only. This isn't the Christian thing to do, and it's not in your best interest.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Abortion - It's Time to Stop Being Stupid

Yeah, we get it, you're hardcore. You don't compramise your beliefs because you know you're right, and we're all very proud of your integrity. But you see, we're adults, and thus pissing and moaning at each other and calling each other names is not how we deal with contraversial issues.

When it comes down to it, I'm pro-choice. But that's irrelevent.

Just about half of this nation believes that a fetus is a living, breathing human being, who's life is just as sacred as any other. Half this nation believes that a fetus isn't alive on the same level as post-birth human beings, and protecting fetuses should not eclipse a woman's right to choose what to do with her body.

And what's the debate sounded like?
Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble!

And not one, NOT ONE fucking politician has stood up and pointed out that this entire debate is fucking pointless, because outlawing abortion won't stop abortion. To say that is like saying "No one smokes weed cause it's illegal", bullshit. When there's a demand, there will be a supply, this has been proven OVER and OVER again, and yet you retards just keep telling yourself "This one's different. This one's got MORALS behind it!"


You know, I really don't know if a fetus is alive at the same level I am now. But then again I feel a lot more alive now than I did when I was four, so does that mean it would've been better to kill me then than to kill me now?
There is the argument that life is cheap at that point, because there's nothing invested in it, and I think this argument is interesting. There's one issue I have with it. People regularly view the most tragic death is the death of a child, but by the logic of this argument lead to the most tragic death being in someone's mid 20's? (Funny, that's also the age of people we send to war!)

But what if a fetus is alive at the same level as I am? What if I'm wrong about my moral assessment of abortion? Do I really want that on my conscience?

And so I've come to the conclusion that both sides should be catered to. Abortions very well may be wrong, but we have absolutely no place telling a woman what she does with her body! And there's a relatively simple answer (note the word relatively, considering we're talking about a debate that hasn't gone ANYWHERE in 30 years!)

If you look at statistics:
http://www.nrlc.org/abortion/aboramt.html
abortion rates dropped the most and got to their lowest since 1978 under Bill Clinton. That's right, that baby killing ammoral son of a bitch you people who can't read love to hate helped the pro-life cause practically more than Ronald Reagan or George HW Bush (and although I haven't seen the stats on George W. Bush, I doubt his numbers are better than Clinton's either).

This is he addressed the issues that led to women having abortions. Having an abortion is not an easy decision by any means, all of my friends that had them, some of the most pro-choice people I know, really had to wrestle with all sorts of emotions and felt terrible about their decisions. No woman likes having abortions. But in a lot of cases the alternatives are far worse, and that's what we can change.

http://www.abortiontv.com/Misc/AbortionStatistics.htm
Reasons Women Choose Abortion (U.S.)

Wants to postpone childbearing: 25.5%
Wants no (more) children: 7.9%
Cannot afford a baby: 21.3%
Having a child will disrupt education or job: 10.8%
Has relationship problem or partner does not want pregnancy: 14.1%
Too young; parent(s) or other(s) object to pregnancy: 12.2%
Risk to maternal health: 2.8%
Risk to fetal health: 3.3%
Other: 2.1%


21.3% of abortions (that was about 260,000 in 2001) happened because the woman could not afford a baby. Poverty is something we can do something about. I'm not all about the government stepping in that much on this, but I'll tell ya it's a far more christian thing to dedicate all of the effort you pro-lifers dedicate to fighting abortion to fighting poverty, and you'll prevent a hell of a lot more abortions than you ever will holding up huge pictures of aborted fetuses over the fucking highway.

12.2% (156,000 in 2001) of women having an abortion list the PRIMARY reason that they're having an abortion is their parents or others objecting to the pregnancy. That's right, you holier than thou bastards who claim to do God's work but just walk around doing exactly what Jesus told the pharisees NOT to do, condemning those in need of support, cause about 156,000 abortions anually. That's some fine work you're doing!



I don't know if I'm somehow no longer a member of the pro-choice community because I'm tossing up ideas on how to prevent abortions, but I would NEVER condemn a woman for having an abortion. I think it's a far tougher decision than I've ever had to make about anything, and the least I can do is to respect that decision.
But let's stop being retarded about this. If you're opposed to abortion, I'm sorry, but voting for any douchebag who says he's pro-life isn't enough. All you're doing is fucking yourself and your cause. There isn't a goddamn politician in this nation that could look you in the eye and honestly tell you that he's done a goddamn thing to make abortion any less legal, and certainly the majority of the republican party, who use this as their bread and butter, can claim that they've done anything to prevent any abortions.